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Emperor Bush Crowned — Photos & Report by Gary Morton

Photos & Report by Gary Morton
I heard that George Bush was to be crowned Emperor so I went down hoping for leniency and a share of the publicity. It was like attending one of his regal executions of mentally incapacitated children, but better since he was there in person.

There were Roman Soldiers in full armour and friends of Bush in togas. Bush mainly hung about grinning in his chariot. All omens and voices told me that the slim American President had a hold on destiny. The upcoming coronation could only …

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